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Mar 29, 2006 15:55:40 GMT -5
Post by Cherna Maleash on Mar 29, 2006 15:55:40 GMT -5
Cherna: Muhahahahahaha! Now I have you in my power! *proceeds to dunk Blake in tub and use lots of soap and shampoo then pulls up a screen and takes Blake out of the tub and weird noises can be heard. She move aside the screen there is Blake with lots of ribbons and a collor with a leash on* I give you Blake! Feel free to be amazed by my powers of transformation!
Rhine: You are all weird beyond measure.
Riv: Thank you! Now I hate to be compliemented and go but Kora and Blue still want to get me!*runs*
Kora: That cat-girl sounds like me, does she reeeally serve Kirari?
Blue: Unbeliveingly yes. Now on with the chase.*Suddenly Kora and Blue are dressed like a British hunting party and are on horses, dogs appear and chase Riv who somehow has gotten fox ears and tail and red clothes* Tally Ho! Or whatever those people say!
Riv: Whaaa! That is an unfair advantage! *runs over to Rhine* Quick let's hide! Their after foxy people!
Rhine: This is truely insultive *when dogs approach Rhine slowly gets up and kills them all* You shall all pay if you do not leave immediatly.
Alat: Soo...cool...
Riv: Wait, you mean me to?! Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!
Blue: We don't care about you, we'll leave.
Kora: Onward!
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Funnies
Mar 29, 2006 16:21:36 GMT -5
Post by Terasha Kurash on Mar 29, 2006 16:21:36 GMT -5
Blake: o-o Someone. Help me. *tries in vain to rip off numerous ornaments*
Ep: *tries to hide laughter*
Kia: What're you laughing about? You're next. -_-
Ep: O-O
Kia: He. Not really. I just love freaking you out.
Ep: Why do you torture me so?
Kia: *points to Artemis and Lacer* Oh, I think you can guess.
Ara: *jumps up and down on Ep and Kia* Heehee! I wanna pony!
Lace: O.o Why don't you just turn into a pony?
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Funnies
Apr 7, 2006 15:06:52 GMT -5
Post by Terenia Moke on Apr 7, 2006 15:06:52 GMT -5
Riv: *srings up suddenly* Whoah things sure are crazy here, but I came for another reason. To introduce Kira, Min, Haven, and...well only those three for now, the fourth person is not here yet.
Kira: Yahooo! Whose ready to parte! I got booze!! *pulls out bottles of booze and quickly opens one and drinks heartidly* I just love a party!
Haven: Err, hi.
Min: *goes over with Kira and get a bottle* Yeah parties! Hey wanna have a drinking contest?
Kira: You bet! Be ready to lose pretty girl! Any one else wanna try?
Aqua: I'll take you up on that offer! First one to pass out loses!
Min: Fine by me! *three start rapidly drinking liquor*
Riv: Okay well they seem to fit right in heh heh heh...
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Funnies
Apr 7, 2006 15:10:09 GMT -5
Post by Terenia Moke on Apr 7, 2006 15:10:09 GMT -5
Riv: Oh yeah and I almost forgot, here is Terenia!
Teren: How could you forget me?! Your logged on as me!
Riv: Errr, selective amnesia? Heh heh heh...
Teren: You really are an idiot you know that.
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Funnies
Apr 8, 2006 18:20:01 GMT -5
Post by Shuri on Apr 8, 2006 18:20:01 GMT -5
Heh I'll add more when I get the chance. For now . . .
Kyri: Me. End of story. Shu: Shuri, the . . . uhh . . . mute dragon? Uhm . . . okay, not really . . . Rora: Shirora, the travelling phoenix . . . that doesn't travel Laiy: Laiyriar, the happy angel. That's way too cautious for his own good. Miki: Mikiyar, the cold angel. That doesn't care. About anything. Except himself. And his brother.
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Funnies
Apr 8, 2006 18:28:06 GMT -5
Post by Shuri on Apr 8, 2006 18:28:06 GMT -5
Kyri: NYA HAHAHAHA I SURVIVED THE WAKE-A-THON!!
Miki: No you didn't. You fell asleep. Twice.
Kyri: I don't care. It wasn't for long anyways.
Miki: Whatever.
Laiy: Now, now, Miki. No bickering.
Shu: .............. Okay, now I'm bored.
Rora: Hey, look. Swallows with coconuts.
Kyri: *chokes on gum laughing*
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Funnies
Apr 10, 2006 20:11:54 GMT -5
Post by Terasha Kurash on Apr 10, 2006 20:11:54 GMT -5
Kia: African or European?
Ara: Lookit me, Ima birdie!! *turns into a swallow and flies around*
Blake: Lunch? =3
Kia: -_- Try it and you're next. *reminds everyone of the poor farmer*
Tee: *pokes head out of Kia's refridgerator* WHERE'S YER KETCHUP???!!!!
Kia: O.o Huh.... well.... Good question?
Aela: *jumps out of nowhere obviously covered in ketchup* BLEHBLEHBLEH!!! I am the bloody ghost of.... er.... a person covered in blood! BLEHBLEHBLEH!!! *waves hands around like an idiot*
Lace: *comes out with a bucket of water* Should I spoil her fun?
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Funnies
Apr 12, 2006 20:07:33 GMT -5
Post by Shirora on Apr 12, 2006 20:07:33 GMT -5
Miki: O.o WTF?!
Laiy: Miki! Hush! They'll hear you!
Kyri: OH! HEY RIV! HEY KIA! WASSAAAAPPPP xD
Miki, Laiy, Shu, and Rora: O.O" ..........
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Funnies
Apr 13, 2006 14:37:59 GMT -5
Post by River Seacurrent on Apr 13, 2006 14:37:59 GMT -5
Riv: *running in circles around everyone* Hey...Kyri...nice...to...see...you. Blue: *chasing Riv* Get back here! *suddenly stops and Riv runs right into her.* Ha! Now I have you! Riv: No fair you cheated! Blue: How could I cheat? We were running around in circles, there are no rules to that. Riv: Yes there are! *Pulls out huge book 'The Huge Book Of Rules For Running Around In Circles For Dummies Since If You Are Running Around In Circles You Are Obviously A Dummy.'* See! Blue: . . . What the? People actually take the time to make books on the rules of running around in circles? What kinda-*reads name of auther* Kira, I should have guessed. Kira: You call? Hey it's the book I wrote that is supposed to be about the rules of running around in circles but half way through I got distracted and wrote about somethig entirely different, I think it was sparkly things... Cherny- Sparkly things! Where where?! *goes on frantic search for sparklies* Kora: You mean like this? *hlods up incredibly sparkly object which is so sparkly you can't tell what it is* Cherny: MINE! *grabs sparkly thing* My precious, my precious! Kora: Heh heh heh. *back away slowly and hides behind fridge* three, two, one, and...*huge explosion as sparkly thing explodes, when the smoke clears you see everything is blackened and Charna it cover with soot and smoking slightly* Charny: *coughs* at least I still have... NOOOOO!!!! WHERE IS THE PRECIOUS!?!?!?!
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Funnies
Apr 13, 2006 14:53:12 GMT -5
Post by Shirora on Apr 13, 2006 14:53:12 GMT -5
Kyri: YeeeaaaAAAAAHHH!!!! ROFLMAO!!! xD
Miki, Laiy, Rora, and Shu: O.O"
Laiy: omg, Kyri's gone insane.
Rora: She's not the only one. *points at Riv and Kia* They are too.
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Funnies
Apr 13, 2006 15:30:21 GMT -5
Post by Aru on Apr 13, 2006 15:30:21 GMT -5
Ken: -_- *glare bores into Kora* You have destroyed something shiny. NOW YOU MUST FACE MY WRATH!!! *runs up to Kora with ball and chain from out of nowhere wsinging around her head* FACE IT!!!!
Aela: *is distracted by Ken going mad*
Lace: *pours bucket of water over Aela*
Aela: *runs frantically under couch and cowers* COLDCOLDCOLDCOLDWETWETWETWETCOLDWETCOLDWET....
Kia: *gives Blue a book entitled "Reading for Dummies"* Look, the degradation of society to its fullest!
Tee: I'm going to the store. to get more ketchup. And food. Yay food.
Blake: Why do that?
Tee: Because there's no more left, of course! Durr. Kia, your bottomless fridge is now empty.
Kia: Oo Terasha, your metabolism amazes me sometimes.
Tee: Alas, 'tis what comes from eating like a bird, pardon the expression, every other day of my life.
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Apr 13, 2006 15:38:50 GMT -5
Post by Ravien Aureus on Apr 13, 2006 15:38:50 GMT -5
Riv: *suddenly realizes something* Hey! There's ketchup! Tala: No really? Where have you een under a rock? Riv: *shity eyes* Maybe, what's it to you!? Tala: Okay then... Riv: Well back off subject- Tala: ON! Riv: That to. I have a friend in the real world and we used to do this kinda thing on a neopets guild we belonged to. It was an Inuyasha guild and it sure was fun. *memories of Naraku running around with wet pants and ketchup and a knife superglued on his face comes up* Good times, good times. *memory of Inuyasha being stepped on by a giant foot* Ahh the memories. *pictures of Riv being put under mind control and having to clean her-* Okay okay enough of that! *memories of Riv getting punished when her parents see that half the house has been-* I said enough! Well anyway this friend who on the guild called herself Saya, oh and I was Kira- Kira: But that is mmmmmy name! Riv: Shush! I'm telling a story! And I gave you that name since on this site I am know by Riv. Now where was I. Oh yeah! *memories of all of Riv's ramen-* Stop it! *goes to flash back operating room, like in old movie theaters, and kills the operater* When I say stop, STOP! Blue: Wow, it's a side of Riv the pathetic we've never seen. Kora: A truely amazing transformation. Riv: Can I tell this or can't I! Now then, Saya used to have ketchup powers! And when she got ketchup she could do lots of truely amazing things! Like blast people who didn't listen to her. Or go into godzilla mode and destroy everything, not to mention step on people who insulted her ketchupy greatness. One moment *goes back to operating room and after some trial and era and embarssing baby clips, gets the image where Inuyasha is stepped on by a giant foot* Yup that was Saya, she was awsome! She helped me get back at Naraku when he used mind control to help me clean my room. *shudders then shows pic with Naraku running around with a knife and ketchup superglued to his forehead* So now when I heard ketchup I think of her. I wish she was here, it would be so much fun! *suddenly baby clips come back* Hey! I thought I killed you! Well I guess I have to finish the job. *rolls up sleeves and marches into operating room and closes door, screams for mercy quickly start up*
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Funnies
Apr 13, 2006 15:55:36 GMT -5
Post by Aru on Apr 13, 2006 15:55:36 GMT -5
Kia: Speaking of guilds, I haven't been to guild Hiei in a while...
Ep: Um. Yeah? Last time we were there you and me and Artemis and Lacer all tried to take over the world with Blackie-chan. Who was playing with Youko's ears. Oo
Kia: Good times. Good times. Yeah, we've got some memories there all right. *pokes Ep repeatedly*
Ep: Er.... yes. Oo
Kia: Mhm. Oh yes, and speaking of queens. I am the queen of Sharpies. Fear. *grabs handful of Sharpies and starts drawing on everything* Heeeeeeey. You know what? *grabs green Sharpie and draws the dark mark on Kai's and Riv's and Kyri's arms* HAHAHAHAHA!!! Creatures of the underworld, unite! Minions of darkness, attack!!!
D-K: *whispers terrible things in Kia's ear*
Blake: Watch. Even when the creatures of light defeat her, she'll come back in the sequel. Stronger. And with really big weapons.
Kia: *maniacal laughter* *races around in a shopping cart with a ligth strapped to her head going "WEEEEOOOOOOWEEEEOOOO"*
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Funnies
Aug 12, 2006 9:58:43 GMT -5
Post by gdismyband1 on Aug 12, 2006 9:58:43 GMT -5
Me:I don't know how to work the color thing so I'm not gonna bother.
Bobo:Haha..you're computer enept
Me:Shut up!
Bobo:Why don't you make me?
ME:Corner!
Bobo:Gah!*cringes*
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Mar 5, 2007 12:45:19 GMT -5
Post by River Seacurrent on Mar 5, 2007 12:45:19 GMT -5
Riv: Leo is here!
Blue: Great, more insane people.
Riv: We're not insane!
Blue: ... Your talking to voices in your head, how is that not insane?
Riv: Good point...
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