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Funnies
Mar 20, 2006 19:43:26 GMT -5
Post by Kora on Mar 20, 2006 19:43:26 GMT -5
Riv: Okay here is this slightly random idea I have that I got from reading fan fics. Sometimes in fan fics the author pretends that they are talking with the characters outside of the story and is not connected at all with the story unless the characters are mad about what the author is making them do. So I thought we could do that here. It's like the C-box and role playing combined in a way. I'll do this first so you can see what I mean. Here is a guide: Riv=ME!! Cbox me, the real person. Rivy= My naiad character River Kors= Kora goddess of Chaos! Bluepy= The fae who doesn't act like a fae(Thank you Blake for the awsome yet simple description!) Lils= Lilith my mortal turned goddess Rhap= Angsty half breed Rhapsody!Tals= The only drow-so far- of A'Dense Tala! Ala= Tala's peppy shadow who here everyone can hear and is her own person! Alat! Dre= With a name too short to have a nickname the theif king Dre Takeme! Cherny= Cherna my adorable kitty! Rhines= Heartless assain Rhine
Bluepy: What do you mean Bluepy? And what were you saying about the description?!
Riv: Eep! *runs away*
Bluepy: Get back here and change my name you trollup! *throws knife at Riv so that her pant legs are stuck to the floor*
Riv: *tugs against dagger*Noo!! Don't hurt me! *cringes as Bluepy approaches*
Bluepy: Then change my name, now or I kill you!
Riv: Okay okay, so I'll never get to call you Bluepy again? *eyes well with tears*
Bluep- I mean Blue: You are so pathetic, I don't see how you created me.
Riv: *cries* Whaaaa! I can't believe my own creation hates me!!! Whaaa!
Rhines: Why is my nickname longer than my name?
Riv: *stops crying suddenly* Your right, that is weird. But I won't change it! *knife appears at throat* I'll change that right now heh heh heh...*sweatdrop*
Rhine: Good, and Blue is right, you really are pathetic. The fact you created this board shows how pathetic you are. I will have nothing to do with such lamness. *walks off*
Riv: She's so cool...*watches Rhine's disappearing back with admeration* Well A'densians-
Blue: Who are you talking to?
Riv: The other members who will-*glare from Blue* might-*another glare* will probaly not join but I'm going to post anyway*Blue rolls eyes and Riv cringes* So as I was saying, feel free to join in! Nothing here affects the actual rp so have fun and be random!
Blue: You idiot we're the only ones here, you really are crazy. And even if others were here they wouldn't post for two reasons. One: this thread is lame, and two: your lame.
Riv: So...very..cold...suffering...from...hypothermia...
Blue: *rolls eyes* I still don't see how you created me.
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Funnies
Mar 22, 2006 15:48:37 GMT -5
Post by River Seacurrent on Mar 22, 2006 15:48:37 GMT -5
Riv: Blue is actually right! No one is coming! Whaaaa!!!
Blue: *glaring*What do you mean actually?
Riv: *ignores Blue* Well I guess I should take this time to lay down some rules. You can bring in out of A'Dense people, like characters from a book or movie(the more the merrier!) No one is all powerful here and everyone has a weakness-
Blue: Or mulitple ones in Riv's case.
Riv: So Mean!!! Well as I was saying. Everyone here is kinda at the same level unless they wish to be lower. *Blue points to Riv behind back* Except the gods, and they are also much weaker and at closer level to mortals here than out in the rp. But the people allowed to have the most power are the Cbox people, the real people who make and play the characters. Though you can be weak. *Blue puts up flashing arrow pointing toward Riv* Technology can be from any time period, even the future. You can make anything or alter the setting however you want. But can attack people and hurt them without them giving the okay. *Cheers from nowhere sound* But you can't kill peopl-*Boos sound and Blue puts a hand over Riv's mouth*
Blue: So we can hurt people, well I nominate you first, and I didn't hear anything about not killing people. *cheers*
Kors: *Kors pops in* Sorry Bluepy *ignores killing glare from blue* Exha is ignoring this board so no killing can happen even if you wound her fatally. Since you are obvioulsy not going to give Riv back till you torture her soundly *Riv: T-T* I will finish giving the rules. People can pop in like I did and pop out no matter who they are. You can bring in people who don't really have a role but you just want here temporaily, like this. *farmer pops in*
Farmer: Ehhhh, whart am eh doin' ere?
Kora: And then pop them out when they have outlived their purpose. So if you want to bring in an angry mod, or pack of rabid griffins, go ahead. Well that's all for now, Ta ta! *pops out*
Blue: *gagging Riv* You never explained what you meant by actually.
Riv: *threw gag* T-T Some one help me!!!
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Funnies
Mar 22, 2006 16:48:27 GMT -5
Post by Terrace on Mar 22, 2006 16:48:27 GMT -5
Key: Kia= Kiari, as in OOC Kiari, as in moi. Me. Narrator Acoolie. Wheeness. Ep= Epsilon. Muh OOC hub and designated bishie. It's a long long long long long long story. Lace= Lacer. The male twinner. Looks just like his daddeh. Quiet and soft-spoken. Sweet. Muh babykins. Ara= Artemis-chan. The wild twinner. A shapeshifter, crazy, too, like her mum. Muh other babykins. Kiari=The ubergreen one. The goddess. Yeah, that's her. Tee=Terasha. The crazy hawk-Kurash who lives in my refridgerator. And who I have actually reffered to as "Oh yeah, I know an emo kid," at school before. O.o TK= The little unicorn princess. Not much else I can say about that. Ter= Terrace. The depressed little wolfgirl. Xyla= Not really worth making shorter. The wild goddess of music. Tomi= The musical little ingenue elf. Flare= The phoenix queen. Meep. Blake= The big, dumb cat. I mean.... tiger. Zeke= The overly loyal wolf. Mhm. Aela=Insane daughter of Xyla. Ter and Tee's half sister. Mathis= the Mer. Ken=The dark and scary Raveness, Kenru. Aru=The voice in my head, the little devil on my shoulder. (Well, besides Devil Kitty that is.) The lovely Lady Aru Jeinsu. A-K= Angel Kitty. The little angel on my shoulder. Always asleep and/or getting poked in the tushie by devil kitty. D-K= Devil Kitty. The devil on my shoulder, the awake and alert one who makes me a horrible person. =O
((Make a side not that Artemis and Lacer's godfather is Youko Kurama. XD For those of us who know anything about YuYuHakusho. Yeah... don't ask. Or if you do, prepare to be amazed.))
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Funnies
Mar 22, 2006 16:59:18 GMT -5
Post by Terrace on Mar 22, 2006 16:59:18 GMT -5
Kia: Sorry, we're a little bit late. ^^;
Ep: Well... we wouldn't have been if you hadn't insisted on listening to Phantom of the Opera twice, and then put the Numa Numa song on repeat three times.
Kia: And your point is.....? *makes camp in Eppie's hair* ^-^
Ep: -_-; Yeah....
Tee: *hanging out in Kia's kitchen* Where do you keep your graham crackers?!
Kia: Thems my graham crackers!!
*fight ensues between Kia and Tee over graham crackers, resulting in no one accomplishing much and graham cracker crumbs being strewn all over the floor*
Kia: *points to Blake* I command you to become a living vaccuum cleaner. Now. Do it.
Blake: And..... what's convincing me to do this again?
Kia: *sly grin* I have an apple. x3
Blake: -_-;
Xyla: *goes to Tomi* I'll sell you this... uh..... *gets out a can of baked beans, sharpies the Baked so it says Magic* can of magic beans for YOUR SOUL.
Tomi: Uh..... O.o..... ^-^ OKAY!
Kia: O-O I need a recap. What just happened?
Tee: *eating Kia's fudgesicles* Well, we almost kiled each other for graham crackers and Tomi sold her soul for a can of baked beans.
Kia: THOSE ARE MINE!!
Ep: Oh, don't worry. We bought a whole truckful of 'em! *fudgesicle truck drops on Xyla and Tomi* O-O
Kia: Well that works....
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Funnies
Mar 23, 2006 9:14:46 GMT -5
Post by River Seacurrent on Mar 23, 2006 9:14:46 GMT -5
Riv: *runs over and glomps Kia* Yeah! I managed to get away while blue looked for some thumbscrews! I knew people would post here!
Blue: Get back here you little annoying cretain!
Riv: Eep! Must hide! *runs away*
Blue: So people actually posted here besides the weirdo? Amazing. Well I need to go and get revenge so I can't stay and talk. *flys after Riv*
Cherny: *walks in yawning* What's with all the noise? I was napping!
Farmer(Kora forgot to send him back home): Eh till warnt to know whart is goin' on?!
Ala: Yeah! Here Tals can't tell me what to do! I'm free! Yeah! *goes over and starts to eat fudgesickles*
Rivy: Ohh, magic beans! What do they do?
Rhine: *twitch* You are all idiots
Ala: *staring at Rhine in admiration*Wow she's so cool.
Rhine: ...
Ala: Sooo coool...
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Funnies
Mar 23, 2006 20:45:01 GMT -5
Post by Xyla on Mar 23, 2006 20:45:01 GMT -5
Kia: *is glomped* MEH! DEATH!
Ep: Eep. I know what happened last time you said that!
Kia: *climbs into's Ep's masses of hair* Do it and I start a bonfire!
Ep: O-O Eep.
Kia: Or I can convince Raven we need another torture Ep day.
Tee: >.> I need crackers! CRACKERS!
Tomi: O.o I don't know what it does. It's magic... besides, what good is a soul?
Blake: Wow. She's denser than I am.
Tee: And that's REALLY saying something.
Blake: I can fight. You can't. Remember that. -_-
Tee: But I can FLY and you can't. See?! *flies around*
Blake: I hate you right now.......
Kia: *randomly eats Farmer*
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Funnies
Mar 24, 2006 8:53:33 GMT -5
Post by River Seacurrent on Mar 24, 2006 8:53:33 GMT -5
Riv: Whaaaaah!!!*runs in circles around the room*
Blue: Get back here! *chases Riv around room*
Rivy: Poor farmer, he was just a victem of circumstance /_\
Cherny: Ohhh! Cute guy! *goes over to Blake* Oh I just love your ears! *begins to play with ears.* Kitty kitty!
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Funnies
Mar 24, 2006 19:21:17 GMT -5
Post by Terrace on Mar 24, 2006 19:21:17 GMT -5
Blake: O.o
Kia: *laughing hysterically* He's dirty and smelly and not very smart!
Blake: Hey! Who are you calling dirty and smelly?!
Kia: -_- Wow, you really ARE dense.
Ara: *chases Riv around in circles* Whee! I don't know why we're doing this but it's fun! ^-^
Lace: *watches Ara go around* Wait. No. Stop. *doesn't seem very interested in trying to make her stop*
Ep: *sleeping*
Xyla: You know... I've always wondered what would happen if you whispered stuff in people's ears while they were asleep....
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Funnies
Mar 25, 2006 20:37:04 GMT -5
Post by Cherna Maleash on Mar 25, 2006 20:37:04 GMT -5
Riv: Why does everyone chase me!!! Whaaaa!!
Kora: *to Xyla* You get the ears, I'm going to put roots up the nose.
Lils: But that would hurt!
Kora: Fine, leeks then.
Cherny: But I looove kitties! Especially their cute little ears! I know! *disappears and comes back with soap shampoo, scrubbrushes, and a tub of water* Bathtime! As for the smart part I don't care! Now get in the tub before I make you.
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Funnies
Mar 25, 2006 21:44:31 GMT -5
Post by Aela on Mar 25, 2006 21:44:31 GMT -5
Blake: NOT THE BATH!!! *ducks under the couch*
Kia: *laughs hysterically until she realizes Ep's in danger* Eppie-kun! *sits on him* Anyone going for him's gotta go through ME first. *gets out the giant flyswatter and looks more ridiculous than threatening*
Ara: *jumps on Riv's head* Teehee! Hi! I'm Artemis! What's you're name? I like cookies! Do you like cookies?! *goes on and on and on*
Lace: *reads a book* -_- Can you tell we're related?
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Funnies
Mar 26, 2006 14:33:01 GMT -5
Post by Cherna Maleash on Mar 26, 2006 14:33:01 GMT -5
Rhine: *to Lace* I feel your pain.
Riv: *falls over due to weight on head* Euuuuuu... @_@ *has been knocked unconicous*
Kora: Pffft, you think you can stop all powerful ruler of chaos?
Rivy: Umm, but Kora m'am, here you aren't all powerful. Remember?
Kora: Hmmm, how annoying, who made that rule?
Blue: Riv, she also made the rule about not killing people.
Kora: Well then she shal obviously have to be made to pay!
Blue: *nodding* Yup, you there, Artemis, we demand you hand over Riv right now!
Cherny: You can do this the hard way or the hard way but your going to have that bath! But if you continue to resist I must use my secret weapon! *Pulls out some power* Catnip!
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Funnies
Mar 26, 2006 14:41:02 GMT -5
Post by Aela on Mar 26, 2006 14:41:02 GMT -5
Ara: *shakes head vigorously then starts gliding across the floor on her back* ^-^ I'maglacier!
Blake: NOOOO!! Can't... resist.... O-o *is drawn towards bath*
Kia: *points and laughs* *turns to her babykins* Now, Artemis honey, you're not a glacier. You aren't made of ice. O.o
Ara: Made of Ice? I know somebody made of ice! *randomly pulls Bobby Drake out of nowhere*
IM: What am I doing here?! *looks around confused*
Kia: Aretmis.... now what did mommy tell you about bringing random X-Men from out of nowhere?
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Funnies
Mar 26, 2006 14:52:09 GMT -5
Post by Viann Brokenfang on Mar 26, 2006 14:52:09 GMT -5
Key: Kai: Me. Yes, the narattor. =) Evan: the gay guy Gabriel: the one who hides my shoes in the freezer Viann: the stoic feline Tsuke: my friend, the one who was the ticket vender with the split personality of a 5 year old girl who loves carnie games. Oh, he'll also grow up and be gay, too...
Kai:Sorry I'm late, guys. Tsuke: No you're not. Kai: Shhhh! Don't /tell/ them that! Gabriel: Oh, hush up you two! Tsuke: -chucks axe at Gabriel's head-
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Funnies
Mar 26, 2006 14:52:13 GMT -5
Post by Aela on Mar 26, 2006 14:52:13 GMT -5
Aela: *runs around in circles then bonks Tee and Ter on the head* I LOVE having sisters! ^-^
Tee & Ter: -_- I hate having a sister....
Lace: -_- Tell me about it....
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Funnies
Mar 26, 2006 15:31:28 GMT -5
Post by Terrace on Mar 26, 2006 15:31:28 GMT -5
Kia: *chucks donuts at Kai, Tsuke, and Gabriel while laughing hysterically*
Ep: *awakens* What's going on and why are you throwing donuts? O.o Actually.... why are you even sitting on me?!
Kia: *burrows into Ep's mass of hair* x3
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