The Dungeons and Dragons Chat Thread

[Terasha Kurash]

Yeah... for chatting about D&D. 'Cos we talk about it oh-so-much.


Go halfling rogues! =3

[Saturn]

tkluvshiei said:

Yeah... for chatting about D&D. 'Cos we talk about it oh-so-much.


Go halfling rogues! =3

With spoons!

[Kiari]

*falls over* I'm sure it's better than what Koko Rosethorn has currently... I can't afford a bow of any sort. T-T

[Arcanus]

Then make a bow? There is a craft skill you know XD

You know... it occurred to me while talking with a DM friend of mine that no one really does much in the game. I mean, a battle does have some other effects to it other than killing the person. Disarming them, preparing for their assault, breaking weapons (and necks).

All in all, as a DM, its somewhat disappointing to see so many methods of combat go to watse XP

[Jared Mi'intarlo]

RAWR!

I have one thing to say really...

GO TOMIAS THE HUMAN PALADIN!!! Bwahahahahahahahaaaa!!

Of course, now I'm DM of my own group I don't play as him much.. hehehehehe. He rawks!

[Arcanus]

Heh, I'll give you this much, you're a brave soul for playing a paladin. I prefer Sorcerers and Wizards. The Spells I have learned! I can challenge the very gods and probably do well enough for the first 30 seconds of battle before I die... slowly.... ^_^;;

[Terasha Kurash]

I'm most often a Druid or Thief. Currently I'm the halfling thief and Gabriel's the druid. The very evil druid. The ones that believe nature is going to destroy and over powre everything? Yeah. That'd be it. And a shifter.

I was thinking about trying for Changeling this time around but.... nupe. I dunno about that. >.>

We play Eberron, can you tell? XD

Anywho.... I wanna try a monsterous campaign someday. Once me'n'Munch'n'Gabriel have played a lot. That would be so fun. Dad's played one with some of his kooky-kool friends. That was wild, absolutely wild.

Not to mention I hear it's quite challenging, especially when playing the pixie mage. x3

I used to go spellcaster alllllll the time. But then I tried to play a rogue. And I met my true love. <3 <3 Yupyup. Plus druids beh pretteh kewl.

[Arcanus]

Give me anything that can use Arcane magic and I've found my place. Sorcerers, Wizards, War-Mages, Warlocks... all of them are things I can master in a few moments time ;D

[Xyla]

I can't wait to have Koko go off on Gabriel this Sunday about lying to the town head. x3 This is going to be fun.


Explaination: Gabriel is being overly paranoid about the goblins who just attacked the town we were in.
And Koko sees no reason they shouldn't.
Plus it sucks 'cos Gabriel failed bluff checks and now the head guy is probably watching us very suspiciously. And Johnny 13 (Our Warforged) failed bluff even worse.

So we get to imagine this little two foot halfling rogue going off on the wonderfully lupine shifter druid about how bad it was to lie to the good guys. The bad guys, sure. But you just don't lie to the god guys! XD

Well... I might do that. But dad's bothering me about it so much.... and Gabriel is so very dangerous.... that I may not. So neh.

[Arcanus]

You sound like Tasslehoff XD

[Terrace]

=3 Teehee. You caught me there.

Oh you should have seen it. There was this big metal locked box, right? So my idiot warrior brother paying the huge-o Warforged tries to tear the lock off (despite all warnings from Koko) and gets a gazillion volts through him. Which urts 'cos he's metal. So while he's off repairing himself, I'm over there picking the lock and getting it open. So inside there's this creepy looking rod, three potion vials, and a notebook inside. So first I poke it all with a stick to make sure nothing happens. And then I yell "HEY GABRIEL! GET OVER HERE AND POKE THIS FOR ME WILL YA?!" So Gabriel takes the things out, one by one, and it goes like this:

Gabriel: I take the staff out. Anything happen?
DM: No.
Gabriel: I take the notebook out. Anything happen?
DM: No.
Gabriel: I take the first vial out. Anything happen?
DM: No.
Gabriel: I take the-
Me: You're a really paranoid druid, do you know that?
Gabriel: Yes. I know. But gawd, I mean, you're the one who's trying to get me to poke everything!
Me: Well yeah... but after the Warforged gets charged with a thousand volts, I guess we've all kind of got a right to be paranoid.

Why do all of our funny scenarios have to do with Johnny 13 being a complete idiot?

There was another one when just me'n'my brother were playing. I was a human rogue. He was a knight. My dad was playing a mage, and we got these vials of potions. So he takes them and tells us what they are. Well one of them looks like a flying potion. So my brother takes it and says "I fly around the room. WHEE! I'm flying!!!" Then my dad passes me a note that says, P.S. He's not really flying.

That same scenario he rushed to put the armor in the middle of the floor on before our mage could check it and almost got eaten by maggots. XD

[Arcanus]

Wow... just wow...

I have a few funny (gruesome) stories I can tell, wanna hear them? ^_^

[Xyla]

XD Sures

[Gilean]

Saturn's a part of these as well, so he'll say if I missed anything... if anything.

It was an underdark quest and the party consisted of my necromancer, Saturn's rogue and our friend's monk. The monk rarely got along with the necromancer, not because she was female, but because she never got along with his up-tight ways. As for the other two... well, the rogue and the necromancer bickered, usually when the necromancer did something to hurt the rogue (such as push him off a cliff while possessed by an evil entity, or using Ice Storm while he was within t he area effect of the spell).
At any rate, so they traveled to the underdark in search of an item that a holy order wanted up on the surface. They feared it would cause the drow to gain in power. Frankly, it was quite amazing what it actually did... but that's another story.

We came upon two colossal skeletal spiders and my necromancer simply had to end the battle quickly via disintegration spells. The monk was none to pleased as he didn't even get a chance to fight. No matter, we encountered two female Drow wizards in the next area we chose to investigate.
Battle lasted some time and the monk made the final blow. This is where my Dming becomes rather... vile. With its last breath, our dying drow enemy decided to curse the monk with one of those dying curses we hear so much about. To say it simple, he was sterile.

Ah! But that wasn't all! He had ONE SHOT LEFT. One wrong move and BANG, there goes the family bloodline. Oh and if that wasn't bad enough! The curse would continue down the generations. Should his only child be a girl, first period and its all over.
It can be cured by Miracle of Wish spell... or divine entities which I don't supply for the players. Other than that, the rest of the campaign was fighting off dryder and recovering the item... which,in turn, possessed our rogue friend and forced the desire to kill drow onto him. More underdark fun? No... we ended it soon after more dryder came.


So what do you think? Vile enough don't you think? I love torturing people sometimes.

[Xyla]

Wow. XD That's freaking amazing.

And now you probably gave Gabriel ideas, who I will therefore never ever ever ever ever allow to DM. XD

Because it's bad enough playing D20 when I get turned into a blade of grass, one of our other friends is the bearded lady, and a third is the ticket booth guy with the split personality of a four year old girl who likes carnival games (not to mention is demonic).




There was also the whole "putting the warforged in the oven at the blacksmith's because the STUPID IDIOT decided to take two potions at once" incident. Which everyone knows is a bad idea.

And then we played "kill Kiari" because I named my dinosaur Kermit. I mean, come on, what plains halfling ranger doesn't name their dinosaur Kermit? Geez!