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Post by Terrace on Mar 26, 2006 16:12:23 GMT -5
Funny or awesome away messages. Like me'n'Gabriel's are. =3. Yupyup.
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Post by Terrace on Mar 26, 2006 16:12:55 GMT -5
I cant come to the computer right now. Something really bad happened to my hand(slight mutation) If you really want to know go to the Hawthorn lanes bowling alley. Check locker 208. The combination is 0-34-19. Touch the glowey thing. And don’t say I didn’t warn you.
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Post by Terrace on Mar 26, 2006 16:13:26 GMT -5
The big, fat, stupid, idiot Warforged failed his move silently check and now I am being slowly roasted alive by goblins because they heard and attacked us before my turn came and I was the only one who could understand what they were saying. So now the goblins are dancing around me and my dwarven companion yelling "The dwarf, the dwarf, the dwarf is on fire!" Meanwhile, our knight is being eaten alive by maggots from infested armor her picked up along the way and he sort of thinks he's flying, and the druid keeps threatening to kill him while he sleeps. In other words, I'm having a wonderful day.
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Post by Terrace on Mar 26, 2006 16:13:48 GMT -5
I didnt know running into the wall would hurt as much as it did. But here I am, laying in a pile of my own blood in a coma, hoping that my faithful penguin sends for help. Last time this happened the penguin just called me a pussy, took my shoes, and went to see "The Mask." To this day I still dont know if he liked it, and whenever I ask he just calls me a slut and throws ice cubes at me.
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Post by Terrace on Mar 26, 2006 16:19:19 GMT -5
I'm sorry but I have died. I will try to reach you as soon as I have been reincarnated.
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Post by Terrace on Mar 26, 2006 16:19:47 GMT -5
Gabriel is an away mesage stealer. This is what happened to Gabriel.
*bloody screams resonate in the background*
Ha ha, Gabriel. Ha ha.
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Post by Terrace on Mar 26, 2006 16:20:59 GMT -5
Just think, if your name was "Homework," I could be doing you on my bed right now.
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Post by Terrace on Mar 26, 2006 16:21:31 GMT -5
Y'know those playstation ads that say "Live in your world, play in ours"? Well... I think I'm having a problem with that.... Or I fell asleep watching Digimon reruns again *shrugs* well, either way I'll tell you how it works out.
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Post by Terrace on Mar 26, 2006 16:22:45 GMT -5
I fell out of a 10th-story window and a garbage man came and scraped my bloody mess off the pavement and put it in a plastic bag then I got dumped into the river and a fish ate me then a fisherman caught it and what was left of me fell out of the fish's mouth and some random passing witch reincarnated me and made me be her slave so now I'm locked in her dungeon awaiting some punishment or other. Do you think you could send a messenger penguin for me? Yeah, thanks.
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Post by Terrace on Mar 26, 2006 16:25:10 GMT -5
I'm sorry, I'm busy partying in the Moshe Pit in my head. Leave me a message. If you would like to join me, press 2 and I will shrink you into my head to join me. Bring your own beer. Just stay away from the drunk Rabid Reindeer. He gets feisty when he drinks!
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Post by Terrace on Mar 26, 2006 16:25:39 GMT -5
I'm actually here, but I can't send any messages because my stupid pen won't write on the screen. I need a new pen. Do you have one?
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Post by Terrace on Mar 26, 2006 17:16:56 GMT -5
I AM AN EVIL POPTART! [::] I am out collecting sprinkles for my breakfasty self.
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Post by Terrace on Mar 26, 2006 17:17:31 GMT -5
I am in an intellectual discussion with a potato. Soon I'll be so caught up in whether it was Descartes or Voltaire who first advocated empiricism, that it will fail to strike me as a bit odd that the potato knows much of anything about 17th-century French philosophers. In fact, it knows more about them than I do. Later, that will probably irritate me.... I'll be back...
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Post by Terrace on Mar 26, 2006 17:17:59 GMT -5
I am away from the computer for now. Maybe I have gone to use the restroom, or maybe I'm taking an extended break outside to socialize with the rabid squirrels. Either way, I...AHHH! No, bad squirrels, bad squirrels!!
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Post by Terrace on Mar 26, 2006 17:18:39 GMT -5
I'm not here, but while I'm gone, look at the numbers that shape your world!
Leading cause of death among Sea-Monkeys 9% Spillage 10% Slain for pelts 11% Fall from castle tower 22% Pipe-smoking-related emphysema 20% Insufficient return postage 17% Introduction of Kool-Aid into water supply. 6% Cat. 5% Microwave.
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